Humor is an interesting thing. You can get yourself motivated in many ways, but nothing makes things as easy as a dose of laughter can. And perhaps that is the problem sometimes with people wanting to get fit: they treat it too seriously that they wind up burned out from their desire to get fit and give up altogether. This is why I have compiled a few funny fitness quotes to show you fitness and health can be as lighthearted as anything can.
Fitness quotes, funny or not, almost always has an ounce of truth in them, so it will be useful to go over them, of course, while having a quick laugh along the way. Perhaps it will loosen things up for you to the point that you find yourself enjoying anything that has to do with fitness, and see wonderful results coming your way.
“Food is an important part of a balanced diet.” – Fran Lebowitz
“I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks.” – Totie Fields
“Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.” – Alexander Woollcott
“Self delusion is pulling in your stomach when you step on the scales.” – Paul Sweeney
“Let us eat and drink, for tomorrow we diet.” – Wendy Morgan
“We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink.” – Epicurus
“Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.” – David Moulton.
“If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all.” -Joey Adams
“The more you eat, the less flavor; the less you eat, the more flavor.” – Chinese Proverb
“I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.” – Marsha Doble
“Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.” – Samuel Johnson
“The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck!” -Author Unknown
“People say that losing weight is no walk in the park. When I hear that I think, yeah, that’s the problem.” -Chris Adams
As you can see, you are not alone in struggling with trying to get fit. The difference is that these people have learned to see light in their situations and enjoy it. These fitness quotes will definitely give you the lighthearted feel that you need in learning to live through life enjoying yourself while getting healthy and fit. Moreover, before you know it, you will look and feel much better than you have in ages!
